Laughable, fun and nauseating, this is a romp that has to be read with a grain of salt and at least a very Dirty Martini in hand. Oh, it's the world of the pedigreed, pinched and pruned 'til it hurts bunch. Here also is the petri dish for insanity and murder without reservation, reaction or consequence. Oh, how I loved this parody of the NYC life of those anxiety-ridden kids whose only consistency is private schools which over-cultivate and ignore them, charging them to the inth-degree in preparation for ivy league colleges and life in the fast lanes for which they've been born and (semi) bred. Teen aged children who, I might add, are deadly angry to the point of murder and madness. Juicy, hot, freakin' preppies on pomegranate martinis and god-only-knows-what-else! This is an insider's guide to life in the fast lane of the forgotten and pushed-aside children of high-flying NYC parents. What Does This Make Me? Possibly a little nuts :i

Īmerican Psycho's Patrick Bateman has met his match in Manhattan's newest, most fabulous trendsetting serial killers, Blair Waldorf and Serena van der Woodsen.Why On Earth Did I Want To Read This Book? The sick cover and the bizzare summary

Her attempted murder doesn't go unnoticed by Blair, however, who isn't about to let Serena kill whoever she wants-not when there's Cyrus Rose and Chuck Bass and Titi Coates and everyone else who's ever irritated Blair to get rid of first. If that means killing him, well, c'est la vie. But here's where our dark tale takes a turn: Serena decides that the only way for her to make things right with Blair is to eliminate Nate. Just as in the original story, Serena returns from boarding school hoping to make amends with her BFF Blair Waldorf-things just haven't been the same since Nate Archibald came between them. So begins Gossip Girl, Psycho Killer, a re-imagined and expanded slasher edition of the first groundbreaking Gossip Girl novel, featuring all new grisly scenes and over-the-top gore by #1 New York Times bestselling author Cecily von Ziegesar. It's a luxe life, but someone's got to live it. Welcome to New York City's Upper East Side, where my friends and I live, go to school, play, and sleep-sometimes with each other. So begins Gossip Girl, Psycho Killer, a re-imagined.

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